Five nurses at Denver Health Medical Center were suspended for three weeks after they inappropriately viewed a deceased patient’s body and talked about it, a hospital spokesman confirmed to Denver7 Investigates Tuesday.
Every painful rep in the gym, every foul-tasting glass of water mingled with peppermint flavor gorilla combat powder, every doughnut and beer heroically refused, all of physical culture in general points toward this end goal: having nurses get all excited over your dead body. Look at the abs on that cadaver! Man, you can tell this deadster avoided junk food. Died anyway, but still.
A tip to Denver7 said the nurses disciplined admired the size of the deceased patient’s genitals and at one point opened a body bag to view parts of the body. A hospital spokesman confirmed details of the incident.
You can make your own joke about "stiffs," I'm way too classy and intellectual to sink to that level.
A different nurse heard one of the disciplined nurses make a comment in May that the nurse felt was inappropriate and reported it to hospital staff, Denver Health Medical Center spokesman Josh Rasmussen said.
In other words there's usually some warning signs before your Obama Care professional becomes obsessed with deceased reproductive organs.
“Multiple staff members viewed the victim while he was incapacitated, including after he was deceased,” a Denver Police report says. “The complainant, Risk Management for Denver Health, made a mandatory report.”
I want all of you to stop giggling and enforce the law.
That common male fantasy of being injected with radioactive material.
Denver Police confirm they responded to the incident but say the decision was made to have Denver Health Medical Center handle the issue internally.
Anyone who makes a joke about "handling this internally" will be immediately arrested, so don't even think about it.
Perverts, all of them.
What a shame.
I work with dozens of male nurses. You are grossly out of date. And they are great nurses as well!
Well, you have one thing right, I would never hang out with or date someone who thinks jokes disparaging others are funny.
My friends make fun of me for a wide variety of reasons. I have thick skin.