Chilling footage of the moment a man pointed a shortened firearm in the face of a Domino’s Pizza Smithfield staff member has been released.
Chilling, just like the ice-cold pizza that came three hours after I ordered it. Seriously, I was wronged and my complaints are legitimate, how come no one cares?
Philip Raymond Willich was angry. He had been unable to get a discount when ordering his pizza on the phone.
Some smooth-talker told me I could get a deep discount if I mentioned my affiliation with the Professional Domino Player League, but it turned out to be a shuck.
So he went to the shop to confront the young staff member Isaac Ramsay, and asked him to step outside for a chat on October 21, 2015.
Protip: When a confrontational yabbo wants to "chat" outside you should refuse.
Police Prosecutor Senior Sergeant Lisa Buchanan said Willich, 53, had wanted an apology.
I could have just said "sorry" and deescalated everything, but my fanatical loyalty to a place that produces something that tastes like a spicy rubber tire demanded I refuse.
When it wasn’t forthcoming he drew the weapon, which had been concealed under his clothes, and pointed it at Mr Ramsay’s head.
Looks like you're really going to earn that minimum wage today.
“It is the most serious common assault I have seen to obtain an apology for not getting a discount on a takeaway pizza,” Snr Sgt Buchanan said.
Yes. This was the worst version of that highly specific scenario I've ever seen.
“It wasn’t loaded but the victim wasn’t aware of that.”
That's not a gun. THIS is a gun.
Snr Sgt Buchanan said Mr Ramsay was effectively “begging for his life”.
No apologies, though. I'd rather die than express regret that you didn't get a reduced price from my distant and faceless employer.
Under Queensland law, Willich must spend at least 12 months in jail because of the weapons charge.
It only took about two years to finally reach this conclusion. Now to start planning the cruel and unusual punishment.
Defence solicitor Paul Richardson handed up two comprehensive reports about his client, which described Willich has having narcissistic personality traits, high alcoholism and a depressive disorder.
I love myself so much, I'm profoundly depressed, time to drink lots of top-shelf booze.
What do you mean this offer is expired? *pulls gun*
“The common assault was a very serious example of common assault,” Magistrate Alan Comans said, adding that they were also someone calculated.
This thing was an excellent example of this thing.
He committed the assault in the most menacing and frightening way.
As opposed to all those friendly and comforting assaults, I guess.