The Yelo Spa in Midtown Manhattan goes a step beyond traditional spa services. You can actually come here simply to catch some Zs.
It's hard to believe that we live in such an age of miracles. A place you can go to and fall asleep.
Yelo spa founder Nico Ronco came up with this room called the Yelo Cabin -- or "Yelo Cab" for short -- so that the city that never sleeps can take a nap.
Please do not get into an unlicensed Yelo Cab.
Nappers can relax in a zero-gravity reclining chair and choose from a variety of colored lights or complete darkness to find the perfect sleep mood.
Wow, zero gravity! It's like sawing wood in space. Then add the exciting choice of lights or even everyone's favorite, total darkness. Whatever this costs, I'm in!
The cost: $1 a minute.
You know what, I think I changed my mind. It's like a motel that costs $480 a night, has red and blue lights instead of basic cable and probably wouldn't let you do the Adult Act with a lot lizard.
The Yelo Cab punctuates a growing demand. Millions are not getting proper amounts of sleep and turning to places outside of their home to fix it.
Yes, millions are turning from the bed that failed and seeking out total and complete rip offs.
The emphasis on sleep is so great at the Benjamin Hotel that it partnered with Cornell University to create an entire sleep program complete with a sleep team.
The best sleep scientists from Sleep University will be creating a sleep program so you can sleep!
In addition to black-out drapes and the obligatory eye mask, the Benjamin's sleep therapy includes 10 different pillows from which to choose including one called the lullaby pillow.
Whoa, wouldn't recommend that one. The lullaby pillow would be too much for a first-timer like you.
Wait, you can get it free?
The CDC calls insufficient sleep a public health epidemic. It remains a factor in many illnesses, some chronic.
No word yet on our gullibility epidemic.
So suffice it to say, getting a good night's sleep is invaluable. The consequences of not doing so can lead to a variety of health issues. Talk to your doctor if need be.
Who needs insurance when you can get all this great free medical advice from FOX New York?
Yeah, that's a competitive rate for sure.
Let's call it nap time, no one will suspect anything.
Really. Really? For real? Are we being serious? For really?
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