Can — or should — an exorcism be done for the United States, as was done in Mexico this past May?
Well it obviously fixed Mexico. Please ignore the crime talk of that wealthy bankruptcy court fan with the elaborate hair to the contrary.
Cardinal Juan Sandoval Íñiguez, the archbishop emeritus of Guadalajara, performed the rite, together with priests from across Mexico, at the Cathedral of San Luis Potosí in a closed-door ceremony. The purpose: to drive away the evil responsible for skyrocketing violence, abortion and drugs in that predominantly-Catholic nation.
I wonder how you get a crucifix large enough to press into the forehead of an entire puking, head-spinning blaspheming country that's under diabolic occupation making people want to get high or have irresponsible sexual intercourse.
Such “exorcisms … have helped bring awareness that there is such a thing as sin influenced by Satan,” said Msgr. John Esseff, a priest for 62 years in the Diocese of Scranton, Pa., and an exorcist for more than 35 years.
No, this exorcism won't actually remove the demon from your body, but it will raise awareness and educate people on the problem, which is almost as good as a real solution, right? Better understanding and open dialogue should make you stop levitating and spider-walking down stairs.
“The devil has much to do with [influencing people in] breaking the law of God,” he said.
When we're not blaming video games or historical flags, that is.
In 2013, Bishop Thomas Paprocki of Springfield, Ill., performed a minor exorcism at the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Springfield in response to the governor’s signing same-sex “marriage” into law on that day.
You might remember him from a Two Minutes Hate.
He said the prayer service was “not meant to demonize anyone,” but was “intended to call attention to the diabolical influences of the devil that have penetrated our culture.”
We put warning stickers on those Iron Maiden records, what more could have been done?
Father Gary Thomas, pastor at Sacred Heart Catholic Church in Saratoga, Calif., and the exorcist for the Diocese of San Jose, said he has seen notable improvements after exorcising homes and when he re-dedicated a church.
"I feel a little better. I guess."
He also cautioned against making a public announcement when exorcising a geographic area because there is usually backlash in the form of skepticism and ridicule.
I know, hard to believe.
“I’m not saying it’s a bad idea — just that, if it’s done, it should be done quietly.”
A nice low-key and private national exorcism, that's the ticket.
“It was Pope Benedict XVI who said that as faith diminishes, superstition increases.”
There is a certain irony.
I want you to know what your mother is doing in hell.
Father Mike Driscoll, chaplain of St. Elizabeth’s Medical Center in Ottawa, Ill., and author of the new book Demons, Deliverance, and Discernment, explained that, in addition to possession, demons can infest a place or thing.
You all saw that creepy doll movie, right?
“The average Joe reading this might think, ‘Oh, there must be a bunch of people possessed who need to be exorcised,’” said Father Driscoll, who is a licensed counselor.
An ordinary thought from an average man. "Golly. Must be a bunch of people possessed at my typical job where I earn the median national wage. Better get them exorcised, yup."
Father Patrick (not his real name) is a parish priest and also an exorcist for his U.S. diocese. He said that there are differences when exorcising a place rather than a person.
A demonic witness protection program, I guess.
“We want to shift superiority over an area to the angels, but there is still the ground level [response] that needs all the priests to engage in battle too.”
We were promised lightning bolt from heaven strikes but no actual halos on the ground.
Obviously you are Not Catholic
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
The entire country is in the grip of Satan.
An exorcism may take many days or years to perform at times depending on the amount of demons or djinn
Save America…or copyrights. I guess the copyrights are more important.