Wednesday, May 28, 2014

News You Can't Use: Rich Swiss Couple Robbed Churches "For Thrills"

Quality watches. Multipurpose knives. Neutrality. Banks full of Nazi gold. This is Switzerland, as seen through the eyes of an American ignoramus such as myself. Suffice it to say, there's a lot more to this great nation than dodging wars and making delicious milk chocolate. Things like elderly criminals that rob from the Reformed Church in the name of "kicks." Let's examine the incredibly sexy, cool and imitate-able antics of these geriatric anti-heroes.

Two wealthy Swiss seniors arrested for robbing from church collection boxes, told police that their crime spree was just for thrills, justice authorities said Wednesday.  

I look forward to the major motion picture where they're portrayed as role models and have about fifty years knocked off their age. This summer "Gone From the Collection Plate in Sixty Seconds!" from the people that brought you "Need for Tithes."

The couple, who prosecutors said were well-heeled, claimed that they were driven by a desire for an adrenalin rush.

Is there a greater thrill than ripping off the on-moved mover? Maybe driving a car slightly faster than the speed limit or True Love, but that's all I can think of.

They had never had a brush with the law before.

...and all they were doing was taking funds that were intended for charitable use! Let 'em off!

The run of thefts began last November, and the couple are estimated to have made off with several hundred Swiss francs.

This is the equivalent of about $10 billion in inflated American funny-money, maybe more.

"Don't even try it, Grandma."

The husband kept watch while his wife stole the money.

It's not exactly "Operation: Swordfish" but it will have to do.

The investigation was continuing, prosecutors said.

"Because we live in a heavily armed, decentralized, isolationist society there's virtually no crime, so we've got plenty of time to waste on this shaggy dog story."

Don't even bother with the ad-laden source.

Komment Korner  

They just stole from hipocrites.

Must be democrats.

The list of so-called "victims" keeps getting longer and pretty soon all conversation will come to an end because of forbidden PC words. This is 1984 and "Thought Crime."

Most likely Obama Zombies..........take 'em both out and shoot 'em, the #$%$!!

should have read 50 shades of grey instead

Check Out My Books!

Aaron Zehner is the author of "Posts from the Underground," now available in paperback and e-book. Read a free excerpt here.

His first novel The Foolchild Invention is also available in paperback and e-book format. Read free excerpts here and here.

No comments:

Post a Comment