10:23 Turns out there's a football game tomorrow, according to the local news. Oh man, drop everything, it's super important.
10:29 Posting on Twitter, because I'm a master of all technologies, not just ink on paper.
10:31 Pity laughter for "forum" humor.
10:32 Also there will be "D" and "L" in tonight's episode, so no watching this until you're eight, little Timmy.
10:34 Is the Trump gonna start soon? Seriously, enough foreplay let's get this thing on.
10:36 Can we get some "kayak" applause going? No? How about some "old" jokes?
10:39 Live from New York, home of CHUDs, mole people, heroin addicts in Hello Kitty costumes, the Death Wish vigilante, etc.
10:41 Power tie, hair fully deployed, the nice guy is here.
10:44 Actually trolling the "yell out racist" bounty, I'm dying here. And that's already it. Well, we needed to draw out the Bernie Sanders boating sketch, I guess.
Let me tell my vacuum pennies joke, please?
10:50 The check for the wall arrives, first legitimate laugh in this segment.
10:52 This would be about the point your ordinary teevee viewer would need to empty the drool dish.
10:53 Already cigarette paper thin concept beaten into the ground, yup, that's network comedy all right.
10:56 Fallout 4. Look forward to losing hundreds of hours to that when I finally go next-gen in 2019.
10:59 Live tweeting the next sketch. This is a mirror pointed at another mirror, now.
11:01 Tweets with no hash tags. I guess they have to kind of hold the hand of the average television viewing troglodyte who wouldn't get the joke here anyway.
11:04 Look at the dance moves, they're silly! Should be good for an eight minute sketch, maybe longer.
11:07 The "Walmart Sitcom" the world was just begging for. You've come a long way from "Is that where you buy walls?" television writers.
11:09 Is this like a Lady Gaga tribute band or something?
11:10 You know what would make this performance better? Kata.
11:12 We need more songs about the amazing virtues of breathing.
11:17 Ben Carson and his grain pyramids get a low-effort going over.
11:21 Sorry "penis" is not inherently funny.
11:24 Time for some of that patented East Coast contempt for middle America.
11:26 Cutting-edge "all look the same" humor. I've got another thirty minutes worth of this. Gah.
11:28 Oh I get it...alcoholism. Ha.
11:32 ...see the kids today don't know about the jazz. Also, laser harp.
11:37 Wow, unrated and with so-called "deleted scenes?" On DVD? What a time to be alive.
11:40 This show is breaking down my will to resist.
11:42 Please help me record my demo, Mr. Trump.
11:48 Lindsay Graham phone humor, I guess I'll take it.
11:49 Cool, an entirely new bland, unappealing and aesthetically ridiculous performance.
11:50 She's been cocooned, just like the others.
11:55 Saving the best for last, clearly.
11:57 Boner. Why aren't you laughing? Don't you get it???
11:58 Nixon humor, nice and topical like the core audience of this drivel likes it.
12:00 What kind of show runs past the hour? This is a shuck.
12:01 How do you see with that hair? Also, vote Trump.
10:52 This would be about the point your ordinary teevee viewer would need to empty the drool dish.
10:53 Already cigarette paper thin concept beaten into the ground, yup, that's network comedy all right.
10:56 Fallout 4. Look forward to losing hundreds of hours to that when I finally go next-gen in 2019.
10:59 Live tweeting the next sketch. This is a mirror pointed at another mirror, now.
11:01 Tweets with no hash tags. I guess they have to kind of hold the hand of the average television viewing troglodyte who wouldn't get the joke here anyway.
11:04 Look at the dance moves, they're silly! Should be good for an eight minute sketch, maybe longer.
11:07 The "Walmart Sitcom" the world was just begging for. You've come a long way from "Is that where you buy walls?" television writers.
11:09 Is this like a Lady Gaga tribute band or something?
11:10 You know what would make this performance better? Kata.
11:12 We need more songs about the amazing virtues of breathing.
11:17 Ben Carson and his grain pyramids get a low-effort going over.
11:21 Sorry "penis" is not inherently funny.
11:24 Time for some of that patented East Coast contempt for middle America.
11:26 Cutting-edge "all look the same" humor. I've got another thirty minutes worth of this. Gah.
11:28 Oh I get it...alcoholism. Ha.
11:32 ...see the kids today don't know about the jazz. Also, laser harp.
11:37 Wow, unrated and with so-called "deleted scenes?" On DVD? What a time to be alive.
11:40 This show is breaking down my will to resist.
11:42 Please help me record my demo, Mr. Trump.
11:48 Lindsay Graham phone humor, I guess I'll take it.
11:49 Cool, an entirely new bland, unappealing and aesthetically ridiculous performance.
11:50 She's been cocooned, just like the others.
11:55 Saving the best for last, clearly.
11:57 Boner. Why aren't you laughing? Don't you get it???
11:58 Nixon humor, nice and topical like the core audience of this drivel likes it.
12:00 What kind of show runs past the hour? This is a shuck.
12:01 How do you see with that hair? Also, vote Trump.
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