News You Can't Use: Dominatrix Sued for Elderly Exploitation

By now we've all read the greatest literary classic in American history, seen the award-winning big screen adaptation and then attempted to apply what we had learned about whippings and bondage contract law to our own lives. Everything was fine until that last step. Then the ugly reality stepped in. Instead of sexy vampires that own factories and improbably named college students with an impeccable command of prose the real world gives us half-dead elderly scumbags, opportunistic human parasites and glumly staring at a bank statement covered in red ink and hoping that will somehow turn your crank. Yes, stupid old reality ruined another fantasy. Well, at least I still have my vampirism. I'm sure that hasn't been wrecked by losers, weirdos and poseurs.

On her website, Central Florida dominatrix "Goddess Jude" says she enjoys spanking, flogging, whipping and other fetish activities.

Pretty typical, stomach-churning stuff. Because mommy and daddy didn't give me enough attention when I was a tot I'll pay to be hit by a bloated and unattractive woman. You know Mr. Putin, if you want to "accidentally" bump into that giant red button...

The dominatrix also advertises "financial slavery" for clients who wish to "pamper" their mistress.

Man, I actually feel a little jealous about someone who gets off on financial disasters, especially in this day and age. "After that banker bailout I couldn't walk for three days." Or just set up one of those national debt counters over your bed and you'd be set. China is dropping our currency? Oh God. Yes. Yes!

"Given his mental and physical condition, he was exploited," said Abrams' attorney Brian Mark, who claims his client was suffering from clinical depression, dementia and Alzheimer's disease when he added Gumbrecht’s name to his financial accounts. 

More like clinical horny, am I right? Haw. Haw. Seriously, how does someone who might not make it through the night seek out a special spanking service? I'm pretty sure Medicare doesn't cover that. Well, maybe these days it does.

Abrams met Gumbrecht about four years ago after divorcing his wife of 32 years, Mark said. According to the lawsuit, Gumbrecht told Abrams "it was of the highest honor to be her financial slave," and convinced him that such servitude "would bring her the most pleasure."

When paying taxes is not a big enough waste to boost the horny levels, I guess this is the next natural step. Well, that or trying to restore sanity and normalcy to your ruined life, but where's the heavy breathing in that?

"Gumbrecht continued to reward Abrams with sexual favors," states the lawsuit, which adds that "Abrams would be punished" if he failed to adhere to the dominatrix's financial requirements.

I derive sexual pleasure from punishments. I get punished for doing things my dominatrix doesn't want. Logic trap?

On her website, Gumbrecht states she is a BDSM professional who "will NEVER perform illegal sexual acts."

The $300 an hour buys time, pleasant conversations and NOTHING ILLEGAL.

Mark acknowledged it is not illegal for a dominatrix to offer sadomasochistic and financial slavery services.  

Yup, there it is, right there in the First Amendment. Thank you founding perverts.

 Can do things you've never even imagined, like graduating high school in 1981.

However, the attorney claims Gumbrecht knew about Abrams' diminished mental state because she accompanied him to an appointment with a neuropsychologist and psychotherapist in 2013. 

This is just my dom, doc. I had to let her come with me or I'd be punished with clothespins and candle wax. Let's talk about my mental health.

In May 2014, Abrams signed a deed transferring his Casselberry townhome to Gumbrecht. The property has an assessed value of $101,537.

100k. Yes. In Florida. In 2015. So it's basically a falling down rotting shack built in a swamp.

In February, Local 6 learned that Orlando Code Enforcement had received multiple complaints from at least one of Gumbrecht's neighbors claiming she was improperly running her dominatrix business out of a home in a residential area without a permit.

"Before you paddle me and call me worthless scum can I please see your permit so I know you're a fully bonded and accredited mental defective."

Gumbrecht's website featured a photo of a home on Grant Street, which was described as a "dungeon."

Wow, really? Can't wait to explore it with my Elven Fighter/Magic-User and see what kind of treasures are there.

Full Story.

Komment Korner  

 
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Well, he wanted a Dominatrix and he got one.

What happened to people only being interested in normal sex

Now you've done it. Get ready for the hate mail from "The People Who Do It With Donkeys Task Force". 

Freedom of choice rears its ugly head.


Aaron Zehner is the author of "The Foolchild Invention" available in paperback and e-book format. Read free excerpts here and here.