The Plaza Hotel, a place where you can park your Rolls Royce at the curb and perhaps ask for Grey Poupon on your hot dog. But, is the Plaza any place for a Citi Bike rack?
The rich, am I right? All Rolls Royces and giant bags full of nickels dangling around their necks and tacos of the finest possible quality. But hello, what's this? A bike rack put up by an odious banking concern? I do believe it is. Biggins, call up the elected officials I own, it's time to get rid of it.
“To put them here is a distraction from this wonderful hotel,” Ruth Halperin told CBS 2′s Dick Brennan.
"Don't think. Feel! It's like a bike rack in front of a hotel. You were focused on the bike rack and missed out on all the hotel-related glory."
The hotel agreed and has filed a lawsuit that called the racks “an eyesore” and “unnecessary when there are other alternatives.”
Alternatives like driving all the morlocks back underground.
“Shift it to the side, move it right there around the corner. At least away from that entrance,” he said.
Is it just me or does that quote sound like lyrics to a rap song? "Aw yeah, shift it to tha side/I be ready to take that ride/Move dat thang 'round da corner," etc.
I also like the implied exasperation. At least away from the entrance. For the love of god. I'm not an unreasonable man. You have the power to stop this outrage.
"Someone put a bike rack in front of my Park Place hotel!"
However, bicyclists want the hotel to pump the brakes.
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“The city doesn’t belong to rich people it belongs to everyone,” Stephan Alber said.
That sounds like communist talk to me.
“While we haven’t seen the papers yet, we are confident that the installation was proper,” the statement said.
"I am full of totally baseless confidence. Doesn't that make you feel better?"
“They’ve got to protect their business, and at the same time, people want to take their bikes out in the city, so I think it will resolve itself,” Mike Vittorio said.
Because the best solution for any problem is sitting back and saying "it'll fix itself."
No wonder the Normal-American Community would rather live in our cars than within 1,000 miles of that democRat dump.
which is why we are still number one in the world and not playing a banjo in the sticks
Seem's discriminatory to only provide 2 wheel bikes. What about some 3 wheel bikes for the "balance" challenged?
Send the concierge out with a pipe cutter like Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke, cutting down parking meters...