A robot has been sent back to 'language school' after she forgot where the Great Wall of China is.
The hero types "Who is buried in Grant's tomb?" into the supercomputer, causing it to melt down, throwing off sparks and billowing clouds of smoke.
China's talking robot Jia Jia stumbled over her words during her first live TV interview in English.
We expected it to effectively mock Mercerism, but instead it was a total mess.
The mechanical marvel 'forgot' basic words and phrases in conversation with American journalist Kevin Kelly.
He's interviewed Obama, he's used to it.
Jia Jia, wearing a wig and long flowing robes, was unable to respond to questions about the number of letters in the English alphabet.
It's going to be a great interview, I'll ask the metal woman about the alphabet and the Great Wall, maybe slip in something about a turtle in a desert if there's time.
And when quizzed about where in China the country's Great Wall was located she paused before stating: "China!"
*checks Google* She's right!
Kelly, an authority on robotics and artificial intelligence, asked Jia Jia if she could talk about him. The robotic reply was unintelligible.
It sure sounded like "Kill all humans" but my ears were probably wrong, what with just being rapidly dying biological material and all.
Chen Xiaoping, leader of the team, claimed Jia Jia was asked some "challenging" questions and failed to answer some.
Just because the average American would get it wrong doesn't make it "challenging."
Yet observers watching the conversation on a live stream expressed disappointment. "It does not work!" one commented, while another said: "It needs some major revamping."
The real story should have been "Most Polite and Literate Commentators in History of Internet."
Aaron Zehner is the author of "The Foolchild Invention" available in paperback and e-book format. Read free excerpts here and here.