From Joke to President

Since reading isn't fun and using your eyes and brain to process written words brings pain for the entire organism I thought I'd sum up the Election of 2016 in a single incredible video. Think of this as the long awaited sequel to the Hall of the Trumpen King. When the subject is taught in school a hundred years from now a simple showing of this should more than suffice. Their laughter has turned to mourning, their smug self-assurance to fear, their "Right Side of History" to riots and burning dumpsters. 

Still not tired of winning? Well, pop a top and grab some tendies because here's a much more lengthy treatment of the same subject from my old friends The Young Turks. Apparently they do more than impotently railing against crooked casinos, they also impotently wail against the Democratic process. This video truly has it all, going from arrogant over-confidence and "how I hurt a child with a bowling ball" drivel to complete and total meltdown into teeth-gnashing defeat, worthless profanity and finger pointing. It's the entire last ten days distilled down to a single video. Truly incredible stuff, here.

Komment Korner

I had to immediately bring the bar to left and replay this. Absolute gold.

If this was shown on the GTA 5 TV I wouldn't know any different and would think it is actually a show in the game

I use to think Ann was pretty but God damn she's an ugly person on the inside

And Confucius said, "It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it."

Bernie can still win this.

Denied Trump's victory just like how he denies the Armenian genocide.

This is better than cocaine.

Like a pimp. Get us some jobs man.

Aaron Zehner is the author of "The Foolchild Invention" available in paperback and e-book format. Read free excerpts here and here.