Looks at fork, looks at toothbrush, looks at marital aid...an invention is born!
An electronic fork that vibrates when you eat too quickly has hit the marketplace. It's called the HAPIfork. It's makers say it allows the consumer to quickly monitor and reduce the speed at which they eat.
The average modern person is completely helpless without various electronic devices beeping and buzzing and generally giving orders. No longer will we have to rely on indicators like "my mouth is currently full" or "man, my stomach hurts" when a simple, expensive as all hell, device can do the job for us. The next logical step is putting a phone and internet connection into it. Maybe an app that makes a map on how to get from the plate to the big hole in your head.
The French inventors hope it can help combat obesity.
This intolerant fork is guilty of fat shaming! Hate crime! Fatophobia! Shame! Shame! Shame!
Body Type: Average. Nationality: American.
If someone is deemed to be eating too fast, HAPIfork alerts them with a gentle vibration and indicator light to remind them to slow down.
Don't go getting any weird ideas, ladies.
The company is trying to raise money via the crowd funding site Kickstarter. People who pledge $99 to the company get one of the forks.
What a brilliant idea "Kickstarter" is. It's like an initial public offering with all expectations of "return on investment" neatly removed. $99 for a vibrating fork. Give $98 and you get the warm inner satisfaction of funding an idea so profoundly stupid that it almost beggars belief.
Michael Moore could use his as a jackhammer.
If Limbaugh had one, would be shaking like Madonna's nightstand....
Only the French could be this stupid!
Now you will be told how fast you can eat, then next on the list will be how fast you should breathe, because as Bloomberg said, we know better then you do, what's best for you. You're too stupid.