News You Can't Use: NASA to Investigate 10,000-Year-Old Mystery Rock that ‘Shows Paintings of UFOs and Aliens’

It's nice to finally see another highly credible story of saucer people interacting with our ancient ancestors, as confirmed by heavily faded and deeply ambiguous paintings on a rock. If this doesn't convince you, I'm not sure what it's going to take. Now it's time to bring in NASA for investigation, which, I guess, will mainly consist of "That kinda looks like Marvin the Martian, doesn't it?" and then mumbled agreement followed by a massive cover-up just for fun.

In the footage, a narrator explains how a number of art pieces have been revealed.

Who are you to disagree with a narrator?

Discovered in Charama, India, the images appear to show aliens and UFOs, similar to scenes of a sci-fi movie.

You know, like in a spaceman film on your sex box? Because your mind has been completely destroyed by mainstream media, booze and pills we have to put this into the most banal possible terms in hopes you'll somehow comprehend.

According to local archaeologist JR Bhagat it is unclear as to what the images reveal.

We should consider this sensible statement as a blank check to begin making the wildest and most baseless speculations possible.

He said: "The findings suggest that humans in prehistoric times may have seen or imagined beings from other planets which still create curiosity among people and researchers. 

Well, that or its just mythological images that aren't really intended to depict anything in the real world, but that's a lot more likely to be correct and also less fun.

Extensive research is needed for further findings.

We're going to need a lot more funding, that's for sure.

“Charama presently doesn't have any such expert who could give clarity on the subject.“

I think we all know who to send for...

Yes, it is.

He added: "The paintings are done in natural colours that have hardly faded despite the years.

As opposed to "unnatural colors," whatever that would actually be.

“In few pictures, they are even shown wearing space suits. We can't refute possibility of imagination by prehistoric men but humans usually fancy such things.”

You crazy humans and your so-called "imagination."

One comment read: "Evidence is everywhere, we need opened eyes, that's all."

Open your eyes, sheeple, you're being lied to!

And another claimed: "We dont need to find aliens, they are already here all around us."

[Illegal immigration joke goes here]

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Komment Korner     

We are still trying to recover from the guy who had his portrait painted by a man who likes to depict black women beheading white women.

I saw an alien painted with a bunch of plants sitting on a chair.  Had 6 fingers too.

What?  Rabbits can't talk?   But what about Bugs Bunny and Peter Rabbit?

There is TONs of evidence that has been around 100 years.  This is not NEWS...  The only question is why is this only NOW making it to the main stream?

And if you laugh at this and deny it, it only means that you have not investigated it at all but are only rolling along with the worldview of the deluded, controlled masses.

Aaron Zehner is the author of "The Foolchild Invention" available in paperback and e-book format. Read free excerpts here and here.