University of Texas at Arlington says a “suspect has been apprehended,” and the “all clear” has been given.
We can now start treat this just like the weather. All clear like an azure sky on a spring day, student loan holders! The forecast for tomorrow calls for partly cloudy with a chance of major malfunction caused by lack of paternal attention.
Says the latest, and likely last Mav Alert, “Multiple sweeps of the Architecture Building have been completed. No weapon has been found. Resume normal operations.”
I initially read that as "Marv Albert." They've switched back into a zone defense of our soft targets...sweeping through the architecture zone...Roark being put in cuffs and tazed...Yes, and it counts!
Also, beep bloop beep, resume normal operations fellow biological units. Scanning complete, no threats detected. Please return to nominal protocols.
UTA police say the man had a video camera, not a gun, and that he was not a student. It’s not yet clear why they referred to him as a “suspect” in the Mav Alert.
Well, we're all suspects, right? Watch that Face Crime, brother.
He was eventually released from police custody about 90 minutes after the incident began.
This is why our taxes don't contain an itemized list of police expenses.
School is in session today, as students take final exams.
First I find out the "roommate suicide" loophole isn't real, now this. No guns, but I have a feeling they'll be plenty of bombs on that exam.
Wow, look out Harvard.
Komment Korner, Traumatized Student Edition
Some guy dressed in army gear walking around campus with a gun.
ain't nobody got time for that
There is a man with a gun on campus but UTA is more concerned with us still taking our finals.
ATTN! 911 911 911 POTENTIAL GUNMAN AT UTA ARCH