What could be causing this? Did he post a political opinion that would have been considered far left in 2007 but is now considered hate thought? A tiger selfie? Mild PG-13 nudity? One of the billions of comments, images or "likes" that is forbidden by our ruling plutocrats? As it turns out, the truth is both much less and so very much more. Okay, it's just less.
The problem is Mattox is a federal inmate housed at Lackawanna County Prison and he is not supposed to have a cell phone.
But how can our worst human beings serve their "dime" without that convenience: "I'm in my cell right now. Meet me in the exercise yard near the jungle gym. Yeah, bring that improvised stabbing device." This punishment is unusual and very cruel.
Yet, he posted the following: “This is 170 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.”
It's hard to get too angry when it's got a Pro Wrestling promo caption. This the body that the women love and the men love...to fear. Cough.
“It’s scary, it’s actually scary because they’re in there for a reason, they’re not in there to play around and how that cell phone got in there, that is the question,” said Colleen Mowery of Carbondale.
Well, I don't know. Maybe Angry Birds is teaching them the ultimate destructive futility of uncontrolled emotions and that one where you crush the candy is good for instilling useful job skills or something.
Mattox posted other pictures of himself, which appear to be snapped inside the prison.
Yeah. One would assume, what with the incarceration and all.
Mattox, who is locked up on drug and assault charges, regularly chatted with friends and family here, telling them to call him or even video chat.
Another non-violent drug offender wrongly imprisoned by a corrupt system. Wait, what did you say the other crime was? Oh.
Thick, solid and tight here in the jug.
This is the latest scandal to hit the Lackawanna County Prison.
Wow, it's almost like putting humans in cages doesn't fix anything.
“I think he’s in good with the guards and guards are bringing, the ones bringing the stuff in, that’s the only way it’s getting in there. Just got to tighten down the security with the guards, maybe clean house,” said Todd Mowery of Carbondale.
This clearly unrehearsed, rambling statement raises many excellent points.
Komment Korner
Apparently there are no mirrors in prison!
I’m 61 years old and I look in waaaaay better shape than that criminal.
The solution is simple: cheap and easy ‘blocking’ technology could be easily installed.
Sadly, Jail and prison guards are not paid a decent wage and a small percentage of them lose their moral compass and offset their low pay with contraband like cell phones and even drugs.
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