It's nice to finally see another highly credible story of saucer people interacting with our ancient ancestors, as confirmed by heavily faded and deeply ambiguous paintings on a rock. If this doesn't convince you, I'm not sure what it's going to take. Now it's time to bring in NASA for investigation, which, I guess, will mainly consist of "That kinda looks like Marvin the Martian, doesn't it?" and then mumbled agreement followed by a massive cover-up just for fun.
In the footage, a narrator explains how a number of art pieces have been revealed.
Who are you to disagree with a narrator?
Discovered in Charama, India, the images appear to show aliens and UFOs, similar to scenes of a sci-fi movie.
You know, like in a spaceman film on your sex box? Because your mind has been completely destroyed by mainstream media, booze and pills we have to put this into the most banal possible terms in hopes you'll somehow comprehend.
According to local archaeologist JR Bhagat it is unclear as to what the images reveal.
We should consider this sensible statement as a blank check to begin making the wildest and most baseless speculations possible.
He said: "The findings suggest that humans in prehistoric times may have seen or imagined beings from other planets which still create curiosity among people and researchers.
Well, that or its just mythological images that aren't really intended to depict anything in the real world, but that's a lot more likely to be correct and also less fun.
Extensive research is needed for further findings.
We're going to need a lot more funding, that's for sure.
“Charama presently doesn't have any such expert who could give clarity on the subject.“
I think we all know who to send for...
Yes, it is.
He added: "The paintings are done in natural colours that have hardly faded despite the years.
As opposed to "unnatural colors," whatever that would actually be.
“In few pictures, they are even shown wearing space suits. We can't refute possibility of imagination by prehistoric men but humans usually fancy such things.”
You crazy humans and your so-called "imagination."
One comment read: "Evidence is everywhere, we need opened eyes, that's all."
Open your eyes, sheeple, you're being lied to!
And another claimed: "We dont need to find aliens, they are already here all around us."
We are still trying to recover from the guy who had his portrait painted by a man who likes to depict black women beheading white women.
I saw an alien painted with a bunch of plants sitting on a chair. Had 6 fingers too.
What? Rabbits can't talk? But what about Bugs Bunny and Peter Rabbit?
There is TONs of evidence that has been around 100 years. This is not NEWS... The only question is why is this only NOW making it to the main stream?
And if you laugh at this and deny it, it only means that you have not investigated it at all but are only rolling along with the worldview of the deluded, controlled masses.
Aaron Zehner is the author of "The Foolchild Invention" available in paperback and e-book format. Read free excerpts here and here.
Happy Kung Hei Fat Choy, everyone! Just as I was getting used to writing "Horse" on official documents it's time for a new animal, one that so totally embodies positive characteristics that Great Leader might even suggest you emulate it. Yes, as we kick off the first day of the (great) year, it's time to consider the virtues of grazing wool-makers and how they can help you be a better human unit number within your glorious collective.
Hong Kong’s unpopular chief executive has infuriated pro-democracy campaigners by using a Chinese New Year message to urge the former colony's citizens to act more "like sheep".
Leave it to our unpopular leader to do something unpopular. 1 = 1, in other words. Can't get enough of that reflexive property in journalism, no sir.
In a brief video address commemorating the start of Year of the Sheep, CY Leung said sheep-like behavior was required in the wake of the turbulence caused by last year’s street protests.
Well, that or "corpse-like behavior" depending on how fast you were able to run. “Last year was no easy ride for Hong Kong. Our society was rife with differences and conflicts,” the chief executive of the former British colony said.
Hopefully this next year for Hong Kong will be a slow ride, take it easy. Appease me, appease me! Slow ride dictatorship, you're so fine.
Also, I get that it once was a colony, you don't have to keep bringing it up because finding other ways to say "Hong Kong" is difficult.
“In the coming year, I hope that all people in Hong Kong will take inspiration from the sheep's character and pull together in an accommodating manner to work for Hong Kong's future.”
"You might find that not asking questions is an enjoyable past time."
In case his message had been missed, Mr Leung noted that the 12 animals in the Chinese zodiac had 12 individual "character types".
Sorry if the obvious symbolism was lost on your pea brain. Here, let me really break this thing down.
"Sheep are widely seen to be mild and gentle animals living peacefully in groups," he said.
Yes, that's the usual implication. This is why "Sheeple" is a compliment.
“He has every intention of gobbling up Hong Kong for his Beijing master,” said Claudia Mo, a pro-democracy legislator, noting how Mr Leung’s detractors knew him as “the wolf”.
Whoa, there Claudia. Ask yourself how a lovable sheep would handle this.
Celebrate by watching lots of television!
Mr Leung had a track record of tactlessness, Ms Mo added. “Once he told his supporters that if others have different opinions [they should] go and shout at them.”
Yeah baby, mmmmmmm, you got some different opinions on you, aw yeah. Let me holler at you, get all Mr. Leung up in here with you.
Ma Ngok, a political scientist, told the South China Morning Post, the comment was “not smart”.
Next time just call them the Chinese language equivalent of "folks" and insist that your megalomaniac plans are "The right thing to do."
“He seems like he wants the people to blindly follow what he says like sheep following the shepherd. And CY Leung preaching more peace is kind of ironic because many people see him as the guy causing a lot of conflicts in Hong Kong."
Calls for peace but causes conflicts. That really is ironic, Alanis.
The pro-Beijing leader’s impoverished childhood instilled in him “the importance of determination and perseverance,” the profile said.
See, this is why electing silver-spoon plutocrats is the wise course of action.
When it comes to highly concentrated supernatural evil airports are probably not the first thing you think of, but today's video might just change that if you can face up to the awful truth. Granted, there's plenty of mundane evil at your average plane hole: little old ladies being strip-searched, goons with guns laughing at your privates as you're bathed in radiation, ridiculously high priced booze, the list goes on and on. However, according to some internet crank, this is just the tip of the iceberg and at least one airport might actually be housing extraterrestrials, political dissidents and/or the real birth certificate in secret underground tunnels. Turn off the part of your brain that controls the ability to doubt outrageous claims, put down the fluoridated tap-water poison and make sure your thoughts aren't being scanned because it's time to discover the secrets THEY don't want you to know!
That awkward feeling when the Third Party crank candidate is totally vindicated.
Surplus X-Files props are displayed while our narrator explains that history is full of unexplained events and then quickly clarifies that he means saucer people and spoon-bending and not real legitimate historical mysteries like who won the Korean War or why it took people so long to figure out the benefits of regular washing. We are then given the chance to chicken out if we're too sissy to learn about the unseen wire-pullers. Are you a bad enough dude to hear these highly implausible speculations? I will give a small amount of credit to this video for keeping the "Do you have the guts to take the red pill and find out how deep the Denver Airport really goes?" portion mercifully brief and not using the words "lemmings" or "sheeple."
I think for myself, which is why I listen mostly to Jenny McCarthy and anti-Semites.
We discuss Denver's growth as a city, one of maybe three or four statements in this entire video that is based in what some people call "reality." This economic boom led to the opening of a beautiful new airport and everyone was happy. The End.
Yeah, just kidding. You see, here's where is gets crazy. And that's not my opinion, either. The video has a special graphic and everything to inform us that we're now entering Crazyland. Please observe local laws. Or don't, who would even notice, right?
"You unlock this door with the key of extreme credulity..."
Yup, let's get nuts. A conspiracy theorist named Phil Schneider, who's credentials consist of...well, nothing, believes there's an underground base beneath the airport. I know if I was going to build a secret underground base that's where I would put it, assuming my first idea of putting it on the fifty yard line of the Mile High Stadium was rejected for some reason. But what in the world is down there? We get three possibilities: aliens (yeah, you knew that was coming), a concentration camp or one of those apocalypse survival shelters.
You're probably wondering what the evidence is for the existence of this multi-purpose basement of evil. The short answer is "none." The long answer is there's some ugly mural depicting "multi-culturalism" in the airport, complete with coffins, half-human soldiers and scenes of violence. All of this just screams "underground malevolence facility." See a picture of a white hand shaking a black hand? You're probably very close to a prison for space invaders.
New From Dan Brown: "The Communist Mural Code."
Why would the shape-shifting energy vampires that rule over us leave all this evidence? We are told it either suggests massive arrogance on the part of the Beast System or some rebel is trying to secretly warn us about the wild shit going down under the runway. When asked about these possibilities the artist's response was basically "please leave me alone." This proves he's been paid off by the One World Government. Because the alternative explanation that most modern art is awful just isn't plausible.
There's the obligatory "free mason" references (sorry Knights Templar, you didn't rate a mention). Then we really grasp for straws by discussing a time capsule and Navajo phrases cut into the floor. How any of this silliness proves the existence of extensive underground structures remains somewhat obscure, but I guess this is why you were given an imagination.
If that's not enough, what about this creepy blue horse statue. Honestly, it looks unusual! Explain that, Mr. Skeptic!
Secret underground Boise State fans, working to destroy the BCS...
Remember Phil Schneider, the guy who claims to know the New World Order's darkest secrets? We get some more tall tales out of him, including building numerous underground bases, participating in "alien human" battles and being monitored by invisible government agents. In other words he's so sane it's almost ridiculous. Then he turned up dead, with his "lecture materials" missing. I can imagine the mourning: "Hell yeah, NWO class is cancelled indefinitely, let's go drink Cherry Pucker and make lots of bad decisions! Woooo!!!!"
We get a quick summary and with nothing settled and the video ends. I was about to dismiss all this as paranoid ramblings from people with less than perfect mental health, but then I discovered an additional piece of evidence that blows this whole thing wide open! I'm going to post it below. Here it is friends, the horrible truth they tried to hide. I'll probably get murdered or at least audited for this, but it's worth it to present the real story.
Komment Korner
I live in colorado and travel a lot. I have been to DIA many many
times. None of those murals or paintings are in that airport...
Cocaine is helluva drug.
invisible government agents O.o We're screwed...
I like dia just have sex with some girl I met on the plane ride from salt lake. What a big airport:)
i ate burger king in that airport... then i had to potty.
Aaron Zehner wants to believe. His first novel The Foolchild Invention is available in paperback and e-book format. Read free excerpts here and here. Makes a great gift and excellent reading material for those long flights before you hit the Denver airport and join the mile beneath club.
