News You Can't Use: Driver Strips Naked, Dances in Street After Causing 5-Vehicle Pileup

A wild crash involving at least five vehicles in Westland ended Tuesday with a man getting out of his car and taking off his clothes, officials said.

Massive automobile pile-up and the attendant loss of life? Boring. Someone is undressing? Better give this our full attention.

The five-car pileup happened at Wayne and Warren roads. One person was taken to the hospital for treatment, but officials said there were no serious injuries.

No one hurt in "wild" crash. Seems legitimate.

Police said a pickup truck came barreling down Wayne Road and plowed into vehicles. After the crash, the driver got out of the pickup truck and got naked, police said.

There just aren't enough synonyms to really do this justice without slipping into tired cliches. Maybe say the pickup was "ripping ass" down Wayne Road and then "completely merged with the existing wreckage." I don't know, this is harder than it looks.

Officials said the man stripped all his clothes off and started dancing in the street.

When I realized I had cheated death, the stripping and dancing felt so real, man.

"He stands up and starts getting naked," witness Derek Waldman said. "I said, 'Wow man.'"

I mean, whoa dude. What are you doing? That sure is something. Far out.

"He threw all his clothes off, saying, 'I'm fine, I'm fine,' to the police," witness Ghazi Khalaf said. "He tried eventually running away, but the cops eventually got him, kneeled and handcuffs, then he got taken away."

This entire interaction took about six hours.

The driver is still in custody as police try to determine why he was acting so erratically.

This might be the toughest case yet for The New Sherlock Holmes. 

 Why haven't you bought my book yet? Buy my book.

One of the drivers involved was an elderly woman whose car was completely smashed, but she managed to get out through the passenger's side, police said.

The car was completely smashed, you could have fit what remained in a manila folder. Grandma crawled out, totally unhurt.

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Komment Korner   

I have been a paramedic for almost 2 decades. Hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) is known to cause such erratic behavior as well.

Hi! How are you?...Remember me from FYPC?

I remember someone else.

he must have Allstate
 

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