Goats recognise and are attracted to happy humans, a study has found.
I'm not going to make the obvious joke, so don't even ask. The word choice in the very first sentence isn't helping, obviously.
Much like us, they seem to be drawn to smiling faces. But don’t expect to make friends with a goat if you scowl at it.
Time to win over this goat by making scary faces. Why isn't this working?
Scientists showed 20 goats unfamiliar photos of the same human face looking happy or angry.
A football team that went 4-8 and this nonsense is what your student loan debt is funding.
The research, conducted at Buttercups Sanctuary for Goats in Kent, demonstrated that the goats preferred to interact with the smiling face.
So we're going to enter a goat sanctuary and hold up pictures of faces. Sold! Here's your grant money.
Released from a distance of four metres (13ft) they generally made straight for the happy image, exploring it curiously with their snouts.
Snout exploration is a good basis for any quality relationship, just like how snout-counting is the best way to elect our rulers.
This suggested that goats use the left hemisphere of their brains to process positive emotion, said the team from Queen Mary, University of London.
I mean, sure! Anything could be going on here.
Dr Alan McElligott, who led the research, said: “The study has important implications for how we interact with livestock and other species, because the abilities of animals to perceive human emotions might be widespread and not just limited to pets.”
Now when you're doing backbreaking and disgusting agricultural labor we'll force you to smile the whole time for the benefit of the livestock.
Co-author Dr Christian Nawroth, a member of the Queen Mary team now based at the Leibniz Institute for Farm Animal Biology in Germany, said: “Here we show for the first time that goats do not only distinguish between these expressions, but they also prefer to interact with happy ones.”
Scratch a German and find precision.
Now with scientifically accurate human emotion interaction DLC.
Sheep are known to possess a powerful visual memory and an ability to recognise human faces from photographs.
Being called "sheeple" is actually a complement on your visual memory.