Tuesday, August 28, 2018

News You Can't Use: Goats Prefer to Interact with Humans who Look Happy

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If you're like most healthy human units you probably spend a lot of time wondering how you can improve your interactions with goats. I r...
Friday, June 22, 2018

News You Can't Use: Out of Control Iguanas Infesting South Florida

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South Florida’s not quite Jurassic Park, but it’s getting close. This [societal problem and/or example of nature gone crazy] is sort of li...
Saturday, June 2, 2018

News You Can't Use: Nationwide Paintball Wars Causing Concern For Baltimore Police

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As a veteran of a thousand paintball wars my body is more wounds and splattered primary colors than flesh. Such is the sacrifice required by...
Friday, May 25, 2018

News You Can't Use: School Deems Craigslist Prank a Threat

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A senior at Truman High School will not be allowed to walk in his graduation because of a prank he pulled. Instead he'll be facing a ...
Wednesday, May 23, 2018

News You Can't Use: Scientists Plan DNA Hunt for Loch Ness Monster Next Month

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If there's one good thing that came from the proliferation of camera phones, it's the destruction of goofy myths like Bigfoot, the L...
Friday, May 18, 2018

News You Can't Use: Storm-Chasing Tours Become Big—and Risky—Business

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When residents of this remote rural area were warned to take cover from an approaching severe storm, tour director Bill Reid aimed his vanlo...
Wednesday, May 16, 2018

News You Can't Use: Facebook Disabled 1 Billion Fake Accounts in the Last Year

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Hey everyone, did you here about the internet site where you can post all your personal information and embarrassing pictures? This data wil...