Wednesday, February 28, 2018

News You Can't Use: Standing Desks May Lead to Back Pain, Brain Drain

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Sitting is bad. It's the new smoking, it compresses the spine, damages your organs and is a convenient scapegoat for your cold and dista...
Friday, February 23, 2018

News You Can't Use: KFC Responds to U.K. Chicken Shortage Scandal

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KFC went through a highly publicized, somewhat bizarre crisis in the U.K. this week: The fast food joint known for its fried chicken ran out...
Wednesday, February 21, 2018

News You Can't Use: Boston Dynamics is Teaching its Robot Dog to Fight Back Against Humans

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I love sharing stories about New York and how we don't play up in here, sucker, but I've been somewhat remiss in not lavishing atten...
Friday, February 16, 2018

DotTeeVee: Sovereign Citizens Getting Owned 2 COMPILATION, Part V

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I'm still hoping to get this scintillating inquiry into the most highly legitimate political movement in today's America (and Canada...
Wednesday, February 14, 2018

News You Can't Use: NASA to Investigate 10,000-Year-Old Mystery Rock that ‘Shows Paintings of UFOs and Aliens’

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It's nice to finally see another highly credible story of saucer people interacting with our ancient ancestors, as confirmed by heavily ...
Friday, February 9, 2018

News You Can't Use: Chef Throws Chilli Powder in Complaining Customer's Face

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Going to a restaurant just makes good sense. It solves that common problem of having a pocket stuffed with cash, it allows you to supplement...
Wednesday, February 7, 2018

News You Can't Use: Comedy Is Not Pretty, and Nowadays It Isn’t Even Funny

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We are facing a humor famine. After many comfortable decades of braying like a buffoon while tears stream down your fat greasy face at dat f...