Wednesday, September 30, 2015

News You Can't Use: How 40,000 'Women' on Ashley Madison Shared Just Six Email Addresses

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It's impossible to cheat an honest man and almost as difficult to cheat one that can control his post-marriage horny levels. Luckily, it...
Friday, September 25, 2015

News You Can't Use: Billionaire Steyer Calls for More Democratic Debates

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Great news everyone, Rich Uncle Pennybags has noticed that zero Democrat debates have occurred and he wants more. The even better news, if t...
Wednesday, September 23, 2015

News You Can't Use: Obese to Wear Waist Sensors for Federal Study

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Despite the seemingly endless run of that fat camp television show we've still got a big (haw haw) problem with obesity in America. Some...
Sunday, September 20, 2015

Which Way Books #5: Lost in a Strange Land

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This was supposed to be the long-awaited (well, in my own imagination, anyway) read-through of Choose Your Own Adventure #13, but this R.A. ...
Wednesday, September 16, 2015

News You Can't Use: US Air Force Threatens to Destroy Property Next Door to Area 51 After Owners Refuse to Sell

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It's not easy living next to Area 51, what with the alien autopsies, families of dangerous mutants, air planes flying over your house oc...
Sunday, September 13, 2015

News You Can't Use: There WAS Life on Mars but 'Catastrophic' Event Wiped it Out, Scientist Says

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Gather round children, it's time to hear a fairy tale about things that happened long ago and far away, as told by the highly educated v...
Wednesday, September 9, 2015

News You Can't Use: Homeopathy Conference Ends in Chaos after Delegates take Hallucinogenic Drug

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We've all been to some wild homeopathy conferences. Who could forget the one where someone drank pure tap water and overdosed? Or that b...