Sunday, November 30, 2014

News You Can't Use: To Lure Young, Movie Theaters Shake, Smell and Spritz

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Hey, young person! Yes, you there with the Chinese electronics and "with it" ideas. How would you like to see a movie based on a c...
Wednesday, November 26, 2014

News You Can't Use: Coca-Cola to Launch Premium Milk Brand Called Fairlife

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Paying more for something automatically makes it better. This axiom is true even for liquids intended for a cow's newborns that could ki...
Sunday, November 23, 2014

News You Can't Use: Nuclear Commander Lost Job After Being Caught Playing Fake Poker Chips

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What is day-to-day ordinary life like for those handful of heroes responsible for destroying the Earth should our ideological enemies get a ...
Wednesday, November 19, 2014

News You Can't Use: How Cars Will Read Your Mind in the Future

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While camera and phone technology have surpassed even the wildest and most optimistic dreams of futurist movies like 1984 car technology, s...
Sunday, November 16, 2014

Video Game Slush Pile: Aerobiz Supersonic

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It's been seven months, I think it's time for another one these. Besides, today's slush pile represents everything that is right...
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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

News You Can't Use: Two Calif. Women Camp-Out In Front Of Best Buy, 22 Days Ahead Of Black Friday

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We're fast approaching a major holiday that is celebrated by the ritual waiting for and purchasing of various imported junk electronics....
Friday, November 7, 2014

Twistaplot #16 Secrets of the Lost Island

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Last time I encountered nearly every possible broadly drawn Egyptian stereotype, learned one weird trick for upper body strength (acrobat tr...