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Friday, February 2, 2018

News You Can't Use: Dead Goose Falls From Sky, Sends Waterfowl Hunter To Shock Trauma

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I've decided to switch to a format of covering nothing but objects falling from the sky with tragi-comic results. Yes, I see big things ...
Saturday, February 18, 2017

News You Can Use: Now HALF of Families Text Each Other in the Same House

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We live in an age of miracles. Everything is bigger, and yet, smaller. Computers, man. High school football is great. Then there's the p...
Wednesday, January 27, 2016

News You Can't Use: Many NYC Students So Tech-Oriented They Can’t Even Sign Their Own Names

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As a connoisseur of all forms of societal collapse and general intellectual entropy almost every day is a glorious banquet, even when I'...
Sunday, January 24, 2016

News You Can't Use: Robots Could Soon Read Your Mind

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It's very important that we somehow gain access to those sweet cranial electrical storms for the purpose of selling you products and not...
Wednesday, March 26, 2014

News You Can't Use: Man Hit Girlfriend With Anger Management Book, Both Arrested

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Who here likes irony? Based on the popularity of his annoying and moronic little brother "sarcasm," I'm guessing we all do. We...
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